| If you have foreign coworkers and you have trouble pronouncing their names, it is perfectly fine to make up sexually inappropriate nicknames for them. |
True
False
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| On Monday you should talk loudly at your desk about all the people you had sex with over the weekend. |
True
False
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| It's okay to urinate on the floor infront of the urinal if you gave it your best shot but just missed the target. |
True
False
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| It's okay to wear a shirt that is too short so when you sit at your desk half of your ass hangs out blinding anyone who walks by. |
True
False
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| It's okay if you're talking to someone to sneeze or cough directly at them if you make a fist and put it infront of your face as if that will stop all the bacteria and herpes from spraying them. |
True
False
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| It's okay to suddenly sneeze really loud at your desk so all your near-by co-workers
get scared and crap themselves. |
True
False
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| It's okay to come to work with the flu. |
True
False
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| It's okay to cough crap out of your lungs, sneeze, or blow your nose in company kitchen or eating area making sure you spread your filthy diseases to everyone. |
True
False
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| It's okay to press your co-worker's monitor with your filthy, germ-infested fingers while pointing out code. |
True
False
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| After taking a dump in the bathroom there is no need to flush since the next person or janitor can pull the lever as well as you can. |
True
False
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| Nail clipping or shaving at your desk is like music to your co-worker's ears. |
True
False
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| Your co-workers appreciate your annoying ringtone, especially when you get text messages all day. |
True
False
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| It's okay to bring food to work that makes your work area smell like rotten ass. |
True
False
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| It's perfectly okay and normal to loudly hock loogies and spit them in the trash in your work area. |
True
False
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